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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:05

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

There’s a place where humans are evolving right before our eyes - Boy Genius Report

So they tried

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

Isn't it great that we have an incoming president who is embracing ideas from the past like manifest destiny? Isn't it greater that Trump is willing to get us more territory and land?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

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Loons and Moons

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

If a non-LGBT man (of any age) from a Western country attracts far more mosquitoes than potential dates, what does that say about him?

Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How do I become mentally strong?

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

What are some cool confidence hacks?

share office space ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

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No go.

No, not a chance

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What actor accepted a film expecting to go unnoticed, only to find himself at the forefront of a gigantic success that transformed his career?

Then came..

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Everyone loved it.

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